A Few Thousand Dollars Meal.



For breakfast, let's have some omelet, some caviar, and maybe toss in a few slices of pizza too, and of course, a must-have super sundae for my sweettooth - a sweet start on a sweet sunday. Sweet~ And how much is the bill? A few thousands??? Blimey!!

Aghast at such ludicrous amount of money spent on one meal. ONE meal only still pay thousands leh?? O.O aiiyaa. It just seemed ridiculous, too absurd, to even think that someone do in fact, spend thousands away for each meal. When each bite cost nearly 100 bucks, when each bolus of food swallowed down the oesophagus is such a high-priced ball of mastication product, when each chyme sliding down the rest of digestive tract costs about 50 bucks, which will ultimately be flushed down the toilet - such exorbitant brown pieces of shit. muahahahahhahahahahaha. Thats what they are in the end! Shits are shits are shits.

Hah. But the point is, (no, the point is not a lesson on digestion. for that, refer to your biol101 notes thank you very much), it just struck me inane on how someone pays that much for a meal that only fits for one person. Such outlandish meal for a measly few thousand dollar notes, such frivolous spending just to satisfy momentary hunger pang, such lavish and preposterous way to make pieces of posh (gold-speckled)poo. Haha.

Such amusing eccentric (silly) rich (toomuchmoneylyingaroundcollectingdust) people - make such entertainment read for us normal (havetoworkourarseofftomakeadecentliving) folks. Go read here, feast your eyes on the gold meals they are having. Exercise your brain as it busy itself calculating how much nasi-katoks you could buy with that amount of money. Or how many starving kids you could save for just a fraction of that cost.

I do wonder though, is gold deem suitable for human consumption? Or have some people truly developed gold-digesting microbes in their guts to help digest the gold pieces floating around in their sundaes? Heh.
What's next? Titanium toast with silver-metal spread? One thing for sure though, this will be pleasing to those animal-rights advocates. Boo-yeah! And what do you know, maybe one day there'll be organizations of some sort advocating for "metal-rights", campaigning to "say no to gold-encrusted cornflakes". heh.